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Anon blames his parents for being a loser (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kromem@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This guy thinking that girl would have fucked him if only he kept playing FIFA is like the RIAA decades ago thinking I would have bought the CD for an mp3 I downloaded if only there wasn't Napster.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Napster? Here, take my seat, I can stand.

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Thank you, sonny. Here, have a nickel and go get yourself something nice from the candy store.