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[โ€“] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 98 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job after watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight

[โ€“] Jerkface@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago

CUT TO PETER AND HIS FATHER

PETER (screaming and fighting his father) You can't oppress me!

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