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[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No way this doesn’t end poorly. I’m envisioning the SOL laser from Akira.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 months ago

I imagined Mr Burns blocking out the sun, charging for sunlight.

Also I thought about who I would deliver middle of the night sunlight to, definitely not out of spite.