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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon takes the long way home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

TL;DR Hot meals can cook you.

I wonder if he was following the logic that a recursive addition of heat can cleanse him from growing gut pains.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He was half paranoid and didn't trust doctors. He was hoping that enough rest time and drinking Ensure would allow him time to heal on his own.

And I wasn't allowed to call an ambulance, he slept on a couch packed with guns and straight up told me he'd shoot emergency people if I called them without his authorization..

Yeah, he was a bit eccentric, to say the least.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Good god, it's great you are still alive to print it.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Humans are, in fact, made of meat

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I feel like you were replying to another post\comment of mine.