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Anon takes the long way home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Milk and eggs for a fast shrinking diet. Noted.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Not like I really cared to give any details, but aside from his prior existing health issues, he basically died from swallowing grits and eggs that were way too hot and he basically boiled his esophagus.

What's worse is that he was old and stubborn and refused to go to the hospital for like 5 months, and he spent the last month of his life finally in the hospital, but way too late. ☹️💀

TL;Please Don't Read - Make damn sure your food ain't too hot.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

TL;DR Hot meals can cook you.

I wonder if he was following the logic that a recursive addition of heat can cleanse him from growing gut pains.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Humans are, in fact, made of meat

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I feel like you were replying to another post\comment of mine.

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