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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

im gonna force (post mortem) whatever morgue that has to deal with my body upon death to rip all my teeth out so i can send them to my friends.

I've got worse ideas. Apparently there's a company or was, idk if it's still around that would preserve tats from the skin of the now longer alive individual. I'm really tempted to get a tattoo of a dashed grid on my back, with numbered squares (2x2inches per square for example) just so i can tell people that when i die it's going to be removed, segmented, preserved, and then sent to people that knew me.

[–] Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

i would describe it is realist more than anything. People subscribe to things that are meaningless more often than not.