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Like, seriously dude, in a comment section full of dumb-ass misinformation about alcohol, you are king. Someday, you're going to develop an adult relationship with alcohol. Until then, try not to rape anyone because you don't understand consent.
You're a child you have never drank go sit down. Throwing up does not indicate intoxication level.
LOL OK champ, you're the grown-up here for sure. Go drink til you puke like a big boy.