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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a good samaritan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

An honest, actual recovery with CPR is less than half of that 3% 'success' rate that gets bandied about. A true, 'this person actually healed up and had a life afterwards' recovery is less than half a percent.

It's freak accidents that happen to young people. Like 45 or younger.

Most people getting CPR are medically fragile already-hence the fucking heart stoppage-and foisting a chestful of broken ribs on top of whatever chronic ailments they already have does nothing but extend their suffering.

[–] huginn@feddit.it 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

19.9% if started immediately

https://lemmy.ml/comment/13555268

As you put it in your other comment: "ignorant cunt"

[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Stay the fuck away from me, and anyone you see having a medical emergency