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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 68 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (8 children)

I've never heard of K1.

Should we expect MariaDB enshittification to ensure?

Strategic investment aims to accelerate MariaDB's mission to deliver innovative, scalable database solutions with new executive leadership to drive the next phase of growth

I'm not reading that as a "no" :(

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

How the fuck do you "accelerate" something they are already achieving?

Not sure how much of a future it can have even if you slap on some "speed".

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They plan to send the mission into orbit using an North Korean missile, for maximum acceleration.

/S

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 points 9 months ago

So MariaDB will explode halfway to Japan?

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