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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm from New Zealand, our police shoot people with knives occasionally. I'm not convinced this would have ended differently here, or any other country.

A knife is an incredibly dangerous weapon, and the alternative solutions being proposed here just aren't realistic.

The man catcher poles thing was pretty funny though.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they also shoot anybody else in the vicinity, though?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

We've never had a similar situation to compare to.