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[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God, your not seeing anything go touch grass maybe travel beyond the gates of yea ole parents basement.

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope you meet a lot of women that you respect as human beings.

Also, not sure why my parents' basement would have gates around it. Perhaps you meant walls? That would make your statement a bit more insulting, if that's what you were going for. Ya know, for next time.

[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Listen bud, can you hear me from up there in that Ivory tower? I respect women as much as I possibly can respect humans. Is English your first language maybe we need an interpreter?

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You literally said 18 year old women get free things from 40 year old men and sell feet pics on OnlyFans. I highly doubt you respect women.

Alas, English is only my third language. I hope that my words convey their correct meanings in your tongue as they do mine, though I fear your misunderstandings wouldn't be rectified by a better diction or syntactically grasp therein, but learning is a foundational basis to grow as a person, and I support your endeavors into the craft.

[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you telling me that 18 year women don't get free things from Men and selling pictures of themselves? You also have some very puritanical views regarding sexuality. So where are you from, my gut is telling me India for some reason.

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Huh, now I have you projecting, too?

Sadly, my country doesn't let 18 year old women get free drinks at bars due to age restrictions, and the only people I hear giving free vacations to girls tend to be Republican Representatives from Florida trafficking them for sex, but I have talked to at least 2 girls before and, you'll never believe this (and I know the previous statement was already beyond your imagination), they aren't fans of being treated like sex objects.

There's your first steps!

[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow, a sample size of a whole 2 girls. lmao, get the fuck out of here we are done.

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I am forced to kill the frog. Truly there is no fun to be had making fun of someone without the faculties to understand they're being made fun of.

I assume you're probably a mid to late teen, but, regardless, I think you should hit those books. Knowledge is power, and, uh, you probably need a lot of power.