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NC gov. candidate Mark Robinson declared himself "Black Nazi" on porn site (www.axios.com)

submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh my gosh that's reminding me of the football guy who was running for GA Senate in 2020/2021. Except he was just not a smart guy. I remember something about werewolves and vampires…?

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 months ago

"The other night I was watching this movie — I was watching this movie called Fright Night, Freak Night or some type of night but it was about vampires. I don’t know if you know but vampires are some cool people are they not? But let me tell you something that I found out: a werewolf can kill a vampire did you know that? I never knew that. So I don’t want to be a vampire anymore I wanna be a werewolf." - Herschel Walker, November 16th 2022