Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon applies for a job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

then just say "you're drunk go home" not pretending like the application didn't exist

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

That could be what happened. Greentext is just a bunch of stories. If you really think about it, it’s just as likely that this is entirely made up.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your assuming that all the details are in the story, and everything said was accurate. Or hell, the story even ever happened and wasn't made up.

Here's an example, of people not really connecting the dots when they tell their side of the story. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t0QqrgWVvWw

Also, if a person shows up drunk to an interview, do you think they wouldn't show up drunk to work? The kitchen is a dangerous place, I've personally seen many emergency room visits because someone was careless. And some people aren't good at accepting "no" as an answer.