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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants more pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nimrod@lemm.ee 108 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Prevents OP from forgetting their backpack.
is a bitch

Hmmmmmmm…

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

If OP said "Bitch, I blah blah blah" then it could be argued that it's a figure of speech and not directed towards the waitress... but OP said "Fucking bitch" with no comma, so it's clearly directed at her.

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