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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon wants more pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your fat ass gives away the fact that you're a fat ass

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

"Do these pants make my butt look fat?" "No dude, your butt makes your butt look fat"