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Anon uncovers something big (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was of the understanding, it was in fact covid that caused 5g towers.

I think there's something in that for all of us... mmmm yes

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean like how autistic persons cause vaccines?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ll wait until Jenny McCarthy tells me chips are made by aliens, thank you very much.

You can’t believe everything you read, y’know.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Aliens caused covid, so the covid vaccines caused autism, so the autistic people create 5G and microchips to propell out species forward.

thanks, aliens