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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This reminds me of a girl I went to school with in like 2nd grade. She had clearly just learned the word “sue,” and proceeded to run around the playground shrieking “I’ll sue you!” at the other children.

[–] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It sounds like she had a better grasp of the legal system than him in all fairness.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Well, my town did have an excellent school system!