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Anon takes the welding pill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] oce@jlai.lu 75 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

It reads as the background story of the enemy "The Welder" in a horror video game that you would find through scattered notes.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like weak-ass version of Dogwelder to me.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Dogwelder welds dogs to people.

I mean, at least he's aptly named 🤷😄

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like it's up the Amnesia series's alley. Victims are all welded inside a box while alive, and left to die.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

I finished Outlast recently, and it made me think about The Groom who mutilates male patients' sexual attributes to turn them into his ideal wife, but keeps failing and trying again.