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Anon takes the welding pill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 month ago (5 children)

welding > wedding

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Webster's dictionary defines wedding as "the fusing of two metals with a hot torch."

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, to be your lawfully wedded husband?

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