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[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Prosecutors said Giuliani failed to send the message because “he put the wrong number into his phone,” prosecutors wrote.

I wonder if any of those random texts I get are from this chuckle fuck.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Text back now to overthrow democracy!"

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 33 points 1 month ago

"Sir, this is Four Seasons Landscaping".