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[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Tinted windows, security cameras, and uniforms...rock solid proof of a weed farm. /s

That describes 90% of the businesses I shop at.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Tinted windows, security cameras, and uniforms

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Why do you shop at so many weed farms???

[–] Steve@communick.news 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds like you buy a lot of weed.