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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O'Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Your pee is too scrumptious!"

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Dude was goddamn hilarious, legit maybe borderline genius. Apparently a real fuckin prick too, lol, but he was pretty unique. Wish he had a little longer, but he used his time well.