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For those who don't get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.
Oooooh...
Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.
guys stop smelling your own piss just flush it
If it can help to alert you to a potential medical issue and then you go see the doctor; I don’t see it as bad thing.
I’ve tasted my own piss before to see if it was sweet.
Well don't leave us hanging. Was it?
It was not. It was rather bland actually but I do be hydrated all the time.
Need to try again next week, don’t give up so easily
Why next week? We need daily samples.
Thank you, sugar in your ~~tea~~ pee!
Fuck yeah hydrohomie