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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 165 points 10 months ago (15 children)

You had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You have enough money for a pair of bolt cutters.

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 25 points 10 months ago

Yeah Yeah I do have some of those, where you parked again you say?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you're big enough, you just need money for a balaclava.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Hmmmm baklavas

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