this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 87 points 1 month ago (9 children)

$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago (5 children)

$100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Naw, that still assumes anon is a real person, telling a real story.

As a rule, anything posted to /b/ is an artistic work of fiction or falshood, and only a fool would believe otherwise

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that exact quote posted on the top of every page on /b/? Wouldn't that make that rule itself an artistic work of fiction?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Almost exactly, yeah

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