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Anon has a back injury (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I wasn't the one who did it, and it didn't keep him from licking other dogs...

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