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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Grandma, I'm just eternally grateful every time you let me finger blast your ostomy port! 😍

[–] A_Pile_of_Frog@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

What a terrible day to have photon receptors

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

It’s moments like this that I regret being on an instance that doesn’t do downvotes.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I once, without looking, accidentally fondled a guy's chemo port thinking it was an abnormally large and oddly placed nipple 😳 fuck you for reminding me