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Blaze destroys multimillion-euro German fire station that had no alarms (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad.

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