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Anon reads a book for school (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 117 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I'm sorry anon but they probably were gonna bully you regardless

[–] Damage@feddit.it 13 points 1 month ago (8 children)

It's Anon's parents fault for not teaching him how to deal with bullies.
~~You should talk to them and explain that what they are doing hurts your feelings!~~
Yeah no, fuck up the next guy who calls you ass-worm, bite and scratch if you can't knock them down, make sure they remember that fucking with you bears consequences. Push a stick to their asses while you scream "ass-worm, huh?!"

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yup. Took my kids to an anti-bullying session at the local karate school, and while their presentation was a bit more mild, it had the same impact. Basically:

fists up and be loud
block any attacks and push them back while also being loud
(implied) if they don't stop, let 'em have it (they taught some kicks)

This applies as well if you see someone else getting bullied. The main goal here is to scare the crap out of them so they leave you alone.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Knocking him down won the first fight. I wanted to win all the next ones, too, right then, so they'd leave me alone.

—Ender Wiggin, Ender's Game, by Orson Scott Card

P.S. This attitude led Ender to >!accidentally genocide an entire sentient alien species.!<

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 1 month ago

And it's a made up story

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