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Trump Attorney Tells Judges Presidential Immunity Would Even Cover Assassinating Rivals, Selling Pardons (themessenger.com)

submitted 10 months ago by originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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U.S. presidents cannot be prosecuted for selling pardons or assassinating political rivals through SEAL Team Six, personal Trump lawyer John Sauer argued Tuesday.

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I remember a teacher on reddit saying children were literally saying unalive in class.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

People also say LOL instead of laughing. Kids are weird. I just hope it doesn't go into the mainstream.