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Anon is unpopular in high school (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 92 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Where are the other kids getting tampons to throw at him?

15 year old virgin

Aren't most 15-year-olds virgins? I went to a weird high school where the SAT-prep kids would have made fun of the PE kids, so I don't know what normal teenagers are like.

[–] basmati@lemmus.org 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Median age in the US for losing virginity is 18.4, while 15 is young, around 10-15% of surveyed populations consistently have lost their virginity by 15. That being said public school culture is to claim you banged some foreign chick at camp at 13 to brag so 15 year olds that don't lie might be confused.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

I learned way too quickly who the posers were and who wasn't after I started messing around with a girl in highschool. It was very eye opening realizing that very few of my classmates had gotten anywhere near even just a romantic/sexual connection with someone of their preferred gender

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When do kids in the US go to university, because I would have thought that would be the main time for it. Away from your parents for the first time, eventually having your own accommodation for the first time.

Although maybe the fact in the US drinking isn't allowed until 21 would have some effect, because I'm pretty sure that alcohol was initially what made me so attractive.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

In the US you usually graduate high schoolduring spring at 18, and most people that go on to college will take a break over the summer before starting in autumn

[–] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

Virgin-chad dialectic. The meaning is stripped from this word

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

is it even legal not to be virgin at 15

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

In most places, yeah

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

13 appears to be the youngest, as long as the older partner is within a certain age range to the younger.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_in_the_United_States

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

huh. It is 18 where I live. both parthners