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Anon is sick (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Be me, working chad

See co-worker come in and tell people he's sick

Disgusting co-workers all leave him alone

Get idea

Tell people I'm sick

Smelly Nelly still wants to grope me

Gaaaaah what must I do to escape these germ bags!

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I know a smelly Nelly.