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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 59 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (8 children)

Y'all are a bunch of lizard people, anon gets it. The sun is literally trying to kill you.

[–] don@lemm.ee 40 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Not anymore, there's a blanket

[–] DarkenLM@kbin.earth 3 points 4 weeks ago

Solar Flares: Fuck everything in that general direction and fuck your blanket in particular as well.

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