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Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers (www.usatoday.com)

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 35 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (5 children)

Most regulatory agencies classify Chilean sea bass as “overfished,”...

https://www.allthingsnature.org/is-chilean-sea-bass-endangered.htm

They changed the name to something which is morally not cool to eat.

Did they put an an "AI" in charge of marketing?

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

morals never effected most peoples eating habits, honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the average American would eat homosapien if it was properly prepared.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

We've all thought about it.

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