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Lily Allen Makes More Money from OnlyFans Than Spotify (consequence.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Who?

[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Theon Greyjoy's sister

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

who’s sister?

[–] hornface@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago

whose

[–] solarbabies@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Reek

(played by Alfie Allen)

Lily's song Alfie is about him.

[–] Baaahb@feddit.nl 5 points 3 weeks ago

Is it weird that I used to think the reverse? Alfie was Lily's brother, and a nepo baby. I be damned if he didn't earn it though. Also, my first thought was the woman who played "Asha" was not Lily Allen.

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

That one dan bull sang about