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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon needs tips. (discuss.online)

submitted 1 month ago by throwawaybanana@discuss.online to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

At least he's trying. Body language is one of those things that makes me think in terms of "humans" rather than "people". I can't understand human body language.

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You're a non-human person?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well yes, they're clearly a robot. You think only humans read this?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There are no robots on the Internet

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Do you want to get down?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hello fellow human being! How do you do?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sure, I'd love to help with that!

To start, you could reply back in a similar way by saying "I'm doing well, how are you?"

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

There are humans who don't understand human body language.