For my own sanity I have to believe that this is a joke.
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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literally every you ever see, saw or will see from 4chan is an out and out lie.
Only a fool would take anything written here as fact.
I think you're lying.
Someone who actually did this would not write it up like this
Dependent on which part of 4Chan you explore, the people there can be simultaneously the smartest and stupidest people on the planet, so I almost wouldn't doubt there'd be someone there braindead enough to do this... but definitely not enough to write about it too.
I have yet to see any evidence of smart leak out of 4chan.
The whole "He will not divide us" thing was pretty hilarious imo, "#SmashTheStone" was great too. 4chan is very good at mobilizing both extremely smart and extremely bored people for the sake of mischief and chaos. And yes, sometimes a little too much chaos lol.
There is the Haruhi Problem, which proved a lower bound on superpermutations of sets n>5
In reference to the Japanese anime series The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, the problem was presented on the imageboard as "The Haruhi Problem": if you wanted to watch the 14 episodes of the first season of the series in every possible order, what would be the shortest string of episodes you would need to watch?
Holy fuck that's amazing.
Wow! I stand corrected.
Does nobody realize this is supposed to be satirical?
It's a joke based on how the average date goes between a guy and a girl where the girl expects the guy to accommodate everything while she just enjoys the ride.
Flip the roles and you're all cringing yourselves half to death.
It's a joke about how they think an average date goes