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John Bolton to Vote for Dick (www.motherjones.com)

submitted 7 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You know.

I really want to be a fly on the wall of Dick Cheney inviting Trump out to a pheasant not-actually-a-hunt

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can Trump use a golf cart? Otherwise he isn't getting out of the trailhead parking lot.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Considering that they use captive raised pheasants and have people scare them up so rich fucks can shoot them?

They probably don’t even need the golf cart.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It'd be a turkey shoot, for sure.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I’d rather it be a crapshoot. Not that I’d be overly upset at Cheney getting shot too.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I mean, if the lot of em found themselves in a barrel of water, who could miss?

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So he's defacto voting for Trump. Bolton for the win

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

He just wants more Dick

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

Shit person writes in name of other shit person, instead of voting for an even shittier person.