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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Maybe this planet is the only one that has biological genders and does the sex.

"Miss Universe, once again!"

"We're all asexual beings, you weirdos. What kind of weak species need two versions to make another?"

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's not like it's terribly uncommon for some Earth species or other to go from sexual reproduction, to giving asexual reproduction another try. What invariably happens is that the daughters only sub-species does well for a few generations, and then gets completely wiped out by some disease. We're not having sex for fun, we're having it because "applying combinatorics to our genetics (particularly the immune system genes)" is the best tool we have to try to stay ahead of microbes.

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Being universe

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

aliens should apply at least once

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 months ago

Same deal with the baseball world series, one layer down.

[–] Bobmighty@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Once planet Vaporeon gets the invite, it's all over for us.

[–] Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Has the same energy as US sport championships.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 months ago

Well they didn't show up to the competition to my knowledge

[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

HUMANS 1 ALIEN 0 THIS PROVES THAT HUMANS ARE THE BEST SPECIES ON THE UNIVERSE #ALIENSOWNED

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

As far as you know...