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Anon goes to the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Itte@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 90 points 2 years ago (2 children)

cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home

Yeah, this didn't happen

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Let a man dream.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

Ehhhh, I have been hit on that way before. Only twice, and it was after long periods of time interacting with the person. Mind you, only the one time was at a gym and it wasn't an employee of the gym.

But, yeah, it's greentext, of course it's fiction. But the scenario itself isn't totally implausible. Some people are willing to take giant risks like that.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can relate. I do not go to gym either.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 2 years ago

Especially that one.

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 35 points 2 years ago

Oh look, a hot girl.

RUN!

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He thought a car would materialize

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He should have downloaded a car!

[–] decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a car though!

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

She didn't even know where he lives.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Order an Uber XL like right then. Chat her up while you wait.