this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ruining the ending with the subject line? That's a paddlin'

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe Anon achieves the dream would be better

[–] ted@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I keep forgetting that's a thing lmao

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Now that’s a good title. What was it before?

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Anon wakes up or something

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

Aha. This new one is much better!

[–] Oka@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 months ago

Been there, sometimes i have a dream that I feel like someone (anyone) loves me that deeply, even if they aren't present in the dream. I think my emotions just needed an outlet.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Perception is reality.

[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Tons of sexy dudes on scruff that'll kiss you anywhere you ask them to.