this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Squidward is churlish and often over-reacts when his personal time is intruded upon. Maybe his neighbors don't recognize when they're being intrusive, but they do value Squidward's company. It took drastic conditions for him to realize he values their company as well.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I dunno, I think he learned that he's pretty intolerable himself, but didn't figure out it that he could have different neighbors that aren't Patrick and SpongeBob

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 28 points 11 months ago

work customer service long enough and being intolerable starts to be appealing

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

But he doesn't want different neighbours. He loves Sponge and Pat.