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A pro-Trump New Yorker unveiled his latest piece of political performance art outside the Manhattan courtroom where Trump’s criminal trial is underway on Thursday, launching 100 pink penis-shaped balloons decorated with the faces of Trump foes like Manhattan district attorney Alvin Bragg and Judge Juan Merchan. The artist, Scott Lobaido of Staten Island, told the New York Post that the “art installation” is entitled “Dicks of Hazard” to show that “these guys are a bunch of useless dicks.” Lobaido’s piece, which reportedly cost $1,500 in supplies and at least two days of labor to affix the portraits and properly weigh the balloons, was unveiled on the same day that Trump cronies Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), and their posse of MAGA diehards rolled up to express their support for the candidate, who is facing 34 felony charges related to a concealed affair with a porn star that could’ve cost him the 2016 election.

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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

Implying that Trump is going to get fucked by the people named on the balloons?

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sounds fun. Someone should have that baby Trump blimp join the party.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

also the one with trump in an orange jumpsuit.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is it just me or are modern cock n balls renditions getting sadder? These don't look all that proud to me.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maga types haven't seen their own erections in years.

That explains why they hunger for liberal cum.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

It's proportionately accurate, if not to scale, according to stormy.

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 23 points 6 months ago

Drag Queens are INAPPROPRIATE for CHILDREN!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Oh yeah, I saw that. I thought someone just wanted to put giant dicks where Trump would see it. I guess something was lost in translation.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, I have way, way better things to spend $1500 on, but if this dude wants to spend it on being embarrassing, I guess that's his choice.