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Anon thinks you should have chickens (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] amzd@kbin.social 82 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

happily gives their meat

anon…

[–] orl0pl@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

You will own nothing and you will be happy...

[–] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They’re given free housing, healthcare and food though

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The healthcare is being eaten when they die

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When they die ... Of natural causes... Like a swift knife chop to the neck.

[–] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 0 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, the Canadian healthcare way

[–] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago

You said the thing! So smart!

[–] HorreC@kbin.social 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

please to give one cup of chicken milk.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Get it yourself.

[–] HorreC@kbin.social 11 points 6 months ago

This is not the America that Ben Franklin fucked all those french women to give us.

[–] Disaster@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Pigeons do secrete a kind of milk from their crops when nursing young. I don't think Chickens do the same, but I could be wrong.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where else do you think cream of chicken comes from, you Silly Billy?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 6 months ago

Roosters.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Well, bird shit is white and milky...

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

Estonian chickens built different.

[–] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

I'd need some proof of the dude milking his chicken

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can barely take care of myself, I can't be responsible for chickens

[–] Disaster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Keep predators away (and there are a lot of those), make sure they have food and water, and beyond that they do a very good job of looking after themselves.

They live 4-10 years depending on various factors.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 3 points 6 months ago

I can barely remember to feed and water myself, predators are drawn to my curvy boyish figure. Chickens would be screwed.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Well it's not gonna charge you

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

flags, flags, flags. not my fault one of my people drink's chiken milk or whatever.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

Egg Nog in French is Lait de Poulet, which translates to Chicken Milk.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 6 months ago

Look at this communist propaganda!

[–] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

God as my witness... I thought turkeys had nipples.