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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago (3 children)

"FEVER 102,WHEEZING, IRRITABLE" uses them.

It might probably be "unabe to eat diarrhea" on purpouse

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Yeah, someone's just having a bit of fun.

Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn't use punctuation.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

It seems very likely that this drop-down menu was not populated by one person, or perhaps was even populated by multiple databases written by very different people with highly disparate levels of grammar knowledge - maybe even different first languages.

Or someone thought it was funny, like you said. I'm not here to judge.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

The only cure for "unable to eat diarrhea" is to put the patient into an induced comma.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 26 points 6 months ago

I hate forgetfulness headaches

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Exactly.

Everyone knows you drink it.

[–] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Until you freeze it… Diarrhea ice cream!

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 2 points 6 months ago

Frosty Diarry Dessert®️

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Explains the irritability.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 months ago

Unnecessary, commas are annoying.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Comma for what? I also am unable to eat diarrhea

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah the old helping your uncle jack off a horse or helping your uncle, jack, off a horse.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Why not both?

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 8 points 6 months ago

The database is running on an IBM made in 1954. Commas literally weren't invented yet.

[–] TheJims@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I forgot I had a headache

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Wait, do you guys not add that to your character sheets?

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

They're not wrong, tho

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Wow ICD-10 really has a code for everything

[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)