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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Itte@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
 
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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

I watch porn from time to time, and I'm tired of the faux incest trend because:

  1. I don't believe having sex with a step sibling is incest (note the difference between a step sibling and a half sibling);

  2. This kind of thing caters toward a crowd who actually does want to fuck their mom or their sister, because that's what they actually call each other, despite the title; and

  3. It's every video everywhere. It's done to death. Can I please watch an average size dude kiss on, slowly undress, and adequately eat out his slightly chubby girl before giving her a perfectly cromulent weinering? It doesn't have to be exaggerated to be hot.

[–] Neil@lemmy.ml 31 points 11 months ago

I think the incest phenomenon in porn was forced.

I personally don't read the titles and just base my clicks off of the appearance of the woman in the thumbnail, and usually I have it on mute because I don't want to hear some dude huffing and puffing.

I know it's not real incest so the title honestly doesn't matter, but every time I click an incest vid, I get added to the "oh, this IP is into incest!" list. This started slowly and a long time ago, but I think most views of incest vids are just people who see a hot woman in the thumbnail and click it without really caring about the stupid title.

[–] 31337@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

It's over-done, but I sometimes like step-porn, and I've never felt like I wanted to do actual incest; step family or otherwise, lol. I like my porn to have some kind of minimal story/lead-up, and I guess step-porn is an easy way to do that. I don't think I would like the very vanilla porn you described though :) Threesome, orgy, and ganbang porn is what I usually watch (if it has some kind of lead-up). I kinda miss when they used to make actual porn "movies" with some kind of plot.

[–] ZOSTED@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

I think the porn that's more geared toward women is better for this type of, I guess, more holistic porn. Not to say that women can't be into filthy and vapid sex (no hate), but generally speaking that stuff is very easy to find in the vast majority of male gaze-y content.

[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In regards to #1 - I have never understood the whole blood related = gross. Like I get it, risk of genetic disease is much higher.But I have always though that the grosness comes from the nature of the pre-existing relationship dynamic.

Lets say two peoe who met in their 20s and are married do an ill guided mail-in ancestry test and find out they are 1st cousins or even siblings. Apart from the obvious issue of managing offspring risk, I don’t see why this would automatically kill the relationship or be gross.

E: Interesting, seems ive hit an unpopular opinion. Anyone care to elaborate?

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 47 points 11 months ago (3 children)

He's not wrong. Hentai and porn have the worst and abolutely stupid settings and plot. The characters are one dimensional and everything feels gross, grotesque and unrealistic. They don't even try any more.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me, hentai characters are two dimensional

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he just likes to watch infinitely thin line that keeps changing height and color.

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

flatlander porn

[–] 31337@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, most hentai I've seen is censored and/or involves characters that are drawn and act like high-school girls (and sometimes are explicitly high-school girls). I don't like live-action Japenese porn either, because it's censored and the actresses act weird.

The only hentai I can remember liking was Bible Black, and another one that I can't remember the name of about a guy being accepted into some kind of wierd all-girls university. Wait... I think even Bible Black was set in highschool.

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Bible Black

"Good evening, big tittied bitch"

[–] Breakyfix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

i imagine most people prefer it that way so they don't have to get invested, have their 'quick fix'

[–] Rez@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why would anyone ever censor the word 'fag' in a greentext? I hate this PC shit

[–] subverted_per@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As someone who's into that cuck shit: for the love of god, could they keep the blatant racism out of it for five fucking minutes? I mean he's supposed to be this superior male better in every way, so why does he have all the personality of a car alarm? Also if she's so great that the MC has to accept her cheating, why does it seem like she doesn't give two shits about the other guy/s aside from dick size? And fuck off with you're "Blacked" bullshit. Big dicks come in all colors, have her gangbang the lot of them, but don't tell me she's exclusive to one now cause this one amorphous blob of a guy who's only features are 40% grey skintone, and a massive schlong dicked her down once. Honestly, it's like these things are written by people that have no idea what women want for the same people who are also massively racist.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip -3 points 11 months ago

You need to see a therapist

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can handle the pedo shit, but miss me with that racism

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

They hate them for they speak the truth

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

I'm totally fine with not understanding half of this degeneracy

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago

All a sin in the eyes of God

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Uses 4chan
Surprised that he's getting a constant stream of racism.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Porn is rotting your brain anon

[–] objectionist@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

ok “PP_BOY_”

[–] Itte@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago