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The perfect gift for a relative. Some assembly required.

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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I opened the package, I was sure I was missing one of the chair's leg. I went back to the shop and they told me everything is there. So, back home I started to assemble it, now I am finished and I am left with an extra chair leg. What do I do ?

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 25 points 1 year ago

Use double-screw c to secure it to point (a, b, c, x) in the tesseract assembly. DO NOT sit in it without the (4,5)th leg, it's necessary for dimensional stability.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ffs it's missing a dimension

[–] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

They give them away for free in the bins near the exit. They also have dowels and screws and stuff that gets left out of the packaging some times.

[–] Raisin8659@monyet.cc 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This seems like the opening of another horror movie...

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fatal error: function name must be a string etc etc

You monster! You killed someone!

[–] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

[–] hamburglar26@wilbo.tech 6 points 1 year ago

The child’s parents kill each other trying to assemble it and then child grows up to be a serial killer.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone pls explain me what the fuck is wrong with this picture, i feel like my eyes are glitching

[–] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I slipped something in your drink. Don't fight it. Just ride the wave.

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hörmön - Teenager furniture

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.