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[–] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How will the logistics of this work? Are there fast-food restaurants that would accept a privileged Karen with anger management issues as a member of their team? After all, they have a business with tight margins to run, and this sounds like a huge liability.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

Free labor, and keep her away from customers. Cleaning, prepping, whatever. If she causes problems, she violates probation and serves the rest of time in prison. Give the store an incentive to deal with her. With thin margins, I'd take those odds. Fuck threatening to fire; if you fuck up, you go back to prison. "Now clean the damn fryer's like your freedom depended on it"

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everyone should be forced to work a service industry job for at least six months when they're teenagers. It helps you develop a healthy misanthropy

[–] rebul@kbin.social -5 points 11 months ago

This is The Way.

[–] BarrierWithAshes@kbin.social 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think this fits the bill of cruel and unusual punishment.

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social -1 points 11 months ago

Unusual? Yes. Cruel? No. Educational? Also yes.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean it is good that she is going to have to see what it is like to work fast food. But I feel so fucking sorry for her co workers. It is going to be hell working with this Karen. And she isn’t going to be there forever so she has no incentive not to be a jackass.

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social -1 points 11 months ago

Oh, there’ll be plenty of incentive in a rider on that sentence if she doesn’t meet the standards the judge sets .

[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Good sentencing by the judge and screw the woman who threw the food, but I find it a bit silly to go to therapy for "trauma" caused by having food thrown in your face. If she was burned that's a different story, but I would assume the article would mention it if that were the case.

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Trauma isn't just for life threatening stuff, it's essentially like having an event or series of events cause a switch to be installed in your brain which activates a feeling or a negative thought process you don't really control. In a life threatening situation that feeling might be an overwhelming sense of danger and fear for your life or mistrust of people. If it's loss related it is crushing reminders of your loss and how your life has changed.

In this instance I would imagine it is something more like : the uninteruptable thought process that other people don't see you as fully human and that you are not a being worthy of basic respect and that something about you in particular invites abuse.

Something like that could be triggered just by showing up to your job and interrupting that thought process takes a lot of work because with trauma it's basically instant. Working to disassociate the trigger from the feeling while still having to work to support yourself in jobs that reinforce that feeling would be hell. A lot of people who are living paycheck to paycheck are really harmed by just losing a few hours of work so even taking the time to leave and find a new job could create outsized financial issues.

[–] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It could be the verbal abuse or the situation as a whole. Idk, everyone is different.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Right but the world is cruel, everyone you know will die and then you will too. You'll probably shit yourself on the way out.

A burrito in the face (sans burns) is literally nothing.

[–] Zink@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago

Quantum immortality or biological immortality. Hell, basic empathy.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, a burrito to the face is physical abuse. Being verbally and physically abused every day of your job is not how jobs are supposed to work, and viewing things like that as silly small things to be affected by is itself pretty damaging.

If I lean across the counter and punch you in the head, you're allowed to have some kind of feeling about that. Especially in a setting that heavily discourages and may even punish defending yourself, the way retail often does.

Convincing yourself it's fine because the world is cruel keeps the world cruel. More importantly, it keeps you from considering you deserve anything other than cruelty. We need to care about each other.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It isn't fine, your employer and your life should reflect that, but therapy for food in the face is weakness.

Totally aware the crowd here is all "self care, labels, wellness" and I'll burn for this idea, but if we're so broken that food to the face is needing another human to talk you through it for 60+ minutes then we are toast.

Good game.

The employer should pay, the criminal should pay. That should cover you.

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

but therapy for food in the face is weakness.

Ok. Weak people exist. Hell, we all have some weaknesses. Is acknowledging them and working to improve not the right thing to do?