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Naked men save tourist from random assault in Castro. (sfstandard.com)

submitted 11 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fishback declined to comment for this story as the nudist values his privacy.

I respect someone who knows what he's cool with sharing, and what he wants to keep private.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sharing his privates while keeping his fair share private.

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 35 points 11 months ago

"that the nearby Castro Country Club obtained a restraining order against Triball in March 2021 but opted not to renew it because it was too costly"

Only in America.

[–] QubaXR@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Looks like the person who yanked the blowtorch was the real unsung hero of this take.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Dude named Triball taken about by nudist is the part that gets me. The rest is table stakes in SF.

Also this source site is trash