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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Oh so now it's the forbidden fumes. That's even more tempting

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing Steam”

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I don’t like the idea of a company telling me what I can and cannot smell. My father smelled potentially hazardous fumes, and his father ‘fore him! We will not submit!

[–] jadedwench@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look. The warm air feels excellent on my frozen nose. Let my dumb stoner ass enjoy it okay?

[–] Summzashi@lemmy.one -1 points 2 years ago

Dude weed lmao

[–] chameleon@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aww, okay. I'll just have to go back to licking Switch cartridges then...

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those are coated in bitterant and taste terrible

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I had no idea this was a thing until one day I was swapping games or something and temporarily held it between my lips. I didn't taste it right away so I didn't immediately link it back to the cartridge, but I mentioned it to the SO and she enlightened me.

I fell for a trap set for children and pets.

[–] XbSuper@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] grayman@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People huff freon. This doesn't surprise me a bit. Nothing like a little ozone and chlorine I guess.

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

People huff freon.

Okay, but the freezer smells good